I will brook no scaremongering about how cheap oil is tanking the stock market.

Lemme lay this out for you.

Q: “Eeek! My 401K”

A: Shut up. This is how every company scares us any time something gets proposed that may cost them money, like making it illegal to poison our drinking water or pay starvation wages or use child labor.

My 401K is peanuts compared to what I will save heating my house and driving to work. Low oil prices hurt:

1. Oil execs
2. Hedge fund douchebags
3. Putin
4. ISIS

And they help struggling working class people and every business that has to ship or rely on anything that is transported. Which is all of them.

You (since you are reading my posts, and I don’t get into many country clubs) probably make most of your money working. You have to heat your house, you have to commute to that job, everything you buy gets shipped from someplace, which uses gas and oil. Unless the bulk of your income is from stocks, low oil is good for you.

If you DO make most of you money from the stock market, you ought to understand that stocks go up and down, and learn to read trends

Invest in something else.

Because if you ask me to bail you and your bank out again…

I will find you, and I will kill you.