by admin | Apr 19, 2012 | acting my age, EMS
We get a lot of patients on the ambulance who are hard of hearing. And there are a lot of accidental straight lines and perfect double entendres thrown out in everyday conversation that are hard to resist. When these two things occur simultaneously, we tend not to...
by admin | Apr 14, 2012 | American dream, Joys of home ownership
1. There is no such thing as a standard sized medicine cabinet.2. Stores will try, without any visible flicker of remorse, try to charge you $300.00 for an aluminum box with two shelves and a mirrored door.3. The guy who invented wallpaper deserved to die a horrible,...
by admin | Apr 6, 2012 | Recovering Catholic
When I was in first grade, about six years old, I came home from St Joseph’s elementary school (AKA The Atheist Factory) and asked, “Mom, what does ‘strewn’ mean?”Somewhat surprised, she replied “It means ‘spread...
by admin | Apr 5, 2012 | red dwarf, spam
Like most computer users, I get a lot of unsolicited email. Most of it is just junk, of no real interest, and gets deleted. I am happy with my marriage, the size of my penis, and my lack of cheap, under the table prescription drugs.But once in a while, some of the...
by admin | Apr 2, 2012 | EMS, King of the Luddites
So, at the local hospital, they have a shiny new computerized medical records system which allows nurses to pull up patient charts on the computer and view all the relevant history, meds, allergies, etc and add documentation right there.Sounds great, right.Well, so...
