{"id":39,"date":"2012-04-14T21:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-15T01:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/?p=39"},"modified":"2012-04-14T21:02:00","modified_gmt":"2012-04-15T01:02:00","slug":"what-i-learned-while-installing-a-medicine-cabinet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/what-i-learned-while-installing-a-medicine-cabinet\/","title":{"rendered":"What I learned while installing a medicine cabinet."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. There is no such thing as a standard sized medicine cabinet.<\/p>\n<p>2.  Stores will try, without any visible flicker of remorse, try to charge  you $300.00 for an aluminum box with two shelves and a mirrored door.<\/p>\n<p>3. The guy who invented wallpaper deserved to die a horrible, slow and lingering death.  I hope he did.<\/p>\n<p>4.  My house was built in 1964. If it is representative of mid 60&#8217;s  American craftsmanship, it&#8217;s no wonder we lost the Vietnam War.<\/p>\n<p>5. Other than the outlet on the old, crappy, rusty, awful medicine cabinet, there was <i> no outlet at all <\/i> in the room.  The &#8217;60&#8217;s sucked.<\/p>\n<p>6.  But they did have the heaviest gauge wire known to man.  I could have  built a suspension bridge out of that stuff.  Which made installing a  new outlet loads of fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. There is no such thing as a standard sized medicine cabinet. 2. Stores will try, without any visible flicker of remorse, try to charge you $300.00 for an aluminum box with two shelves and a mirrored door. 3. The guy who invented wallpaper deserved to die a horrible, slow and lingering death. I hope [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american-dream","category-joys-of-home-ownership"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}