{"id":242,"date":"2019-03-20T14:09:27","date_gmt":"2019-03-20T18:09:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/?p=242"},"modified":"2019-03-20T17:28:39","modified_gmt":"2019-03-20T21:28:39","slug":"if-you-didnt-like-captain-marvel-its-probably-because-youre-a-horrible-person","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/if-you-didnt-like-captain-marvel-its-probably-because-youre-a-horrible-person\/","title":{"rendered":"If You Didn\u2019t Like Captain Marvel<\/em> It\u2019s Probably Because You\u2019re a Horrible Person"},"content":{"rendered":"

I saw Captain Marvel<\/em> with the family this past weekend, and I have to say, it was just a really solid, fun, kick ass movie. It was pretty much everything you could ask for in an action movie. I had seen some bad reviews, and I\u2019m gonna have to say that they all seem like excuses not to like what is, at its core, just a damn fun film. And any soundtrack that features Garbage, Heart and Hole pretty much has me hooked.<\/p>\n

Now I will excuse people who just don\u2019t like superhero movies or action movies. This was not Citizen Kane<\/em>, nor was it trying to be. But if you liked any of the Avengers movies and you are trying to justify not liking Captain Marvel<\/em>, well, you\u2019re probably just awful.<\/p>\n

It had great action, a reasonable plot to hang things on, a nice twist and some really terrific actors. And I\u2019m just gonna say, one of my new favorite heroes.<\/p>\n

I loved the character of Carol Danvers\/Captain Marvel. She was a perfect action movie hero. I loved the swagger, the cocky smile, the wisecracks. The fact that she just took charge because she was the character who knew the most about what was going on and was the best qualified to deal with it, so of course she should be in the driver\u2019s seat.<\/p>\n

If Brie Larson as a cocky fighter pilot who bends the rules and saves the day bothers you but Tom Cruise as a cocky fighter pilot who bends the rules and saves the day doesn\u2019t, you\u2019re gonna need to figure out why, and I suspect you won\u2019t come out looking good.<\/p>\n

Which brings me to the main thrust of my argument in this post. The movie got a lot of pre release trolling from people who for some reason, didn\u2019t like a film they hadn\u2019t even seen, because they felt somehow excluded or threatened that somebody else was going to be the target audience. These people are like the Grinch, except it\u2019s not their hearts, it\u2019s their dicks that are two sizes too small.<\/p>\n

Captain Marvel is a hero who inspires. Now, I\u2019m an old, straight, white guy. There are plenty of straight, white, male heroes on film from whom I can be expected draw inspiration, and I am confident enough that I\u2019m OK with the fact that Captain Marvel may not have been written specifically for me. Representation does matter, and if a superhero movie with a kick ass female lead is aimed at inspiring young women, maybe let\u2019s see that as a good thing.<\/p>\n

I saw critical reviews complain because she started off badass and remained badass, didn\u2019t have a real montage-style transformation. I saw complaints that there was no romantic interest. Well John McClane and Maverick and Indiana Jones and everybody Schwarzenegger ever played all started out badass and stayed badass. Maybe they had a moment of doubt to overcome, but they were never not heroic. And as far as the lack of a romance, she\u2019s on a time sensitive mission to save the world. She\u2019s not here to flirt. She\u2019s here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and she\u2019s all out of bubble gum<\/em>. So stop making excuses to dislike the film.<\/p>\n

Now, I will repeat, I loved this character. I didn\u2019t have a crush on Captain Marvel. And I\u2019m going to make this distinction, because I think it lies at the heart of the unjustified hate this movie has gotten. I had a crush on Black Widow. I had a crush on Wonder Woman. But I didn\u2019t want to be with<\/em> Captain Marvel. wanted to be like<\/em> Captain Marvel.<\/p>\n

Larson played the role with swagger and humor and warmth. And the moment of doubt she has to overcome, when she looks back over her life to all the times she\u2019s fallen, and then the film segues into a montage of all the times she got the hell back up? When she embraces her humanity and throws off her alien shackles and unleashes righteous vengeance?<\/p>\n

Well that\u2019s just Goddamn epic.<\/p>\n

And if you can\u2019t appreciate that, well…<\/p>\n

You probably are a terrible person.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I saw Captain Marvel with the family this past weekend, and I have to say, it was just a really solid, fun, kick ass movie. It was pretty much everything you could ask for in an action movie. I had seen some bad reviews, and I\u2019m gonna have to say that they all seem like […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[41,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-society"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":245,"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions\/245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}