{"id":20,"date":"2013-02-07T00:12:00","date_gmt":"2013-02-07T05:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/?p=20"},"modified":"2013-02-07T00:12:00","modified_gmt":"2013-02-07T05:12:00","slug":"when-the-fic-hits-the-fan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/when-the-fic-hits-the-fan\/","title":{"rendered":"When the Fic Hits the Fan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Time to make me some enemies.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t see the point of fan fiction.<\/p>\n<p>Like, at all.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s  one thing to be influenced by another author. We all are.  I can often  tell a writer&#8217;s favorite author just by reading his work. Brust was a  Zelazny fan. S M Stirling has read a lot of George MacDonald Fraser. The  influence is there. People say my fiction reads like a cross between a  consumer safety warning, Miranda rights and the back of a cereal box,  and I say &#8220;Well, that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m exposed to.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Taking  somebody else&#8217;s setting and characters and writing stuff with them seems  kinda&#8230;.creepy.  It&#8217;s like when I was a kid playing with <i>Star Wars<\/i> action figures. Except if I did it as an adult. And posted it to a  website. For writers to critique. And got pissy when people called me on  it.  <\/p>\n<p>And I was really proud of the scenario where Luke and Han,  with the help of the GI Joe team, beat Darth, two storm troopers and a  Care Bear to free Leia and Catwoman.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, I used to freely mix my action figures.  We&#8217;ll just call that &#8220;non canonical fan fic&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>First  up, form a legal standpoint, you&#8217;ll never have a leg to stand on.  You&#8217;ll never be able to sell it, or even post it legitimately, because  it&#8217;s somebody else&#8217;s copyrighted material.  Even if it&#8217;s brilliant, it  will never be wholly yours. The clear, legal exception is parody. My  feature <i>Brokeback Mount Doom,<\/i> where Sam and Frodo examine the master and servant relationship in lurid detail, was pure art. <\/p>\n<p>Second, it looks juvenile.  Like my <i>Star Wars<\/i> example.  When we&#8217;re kids, we imitate. I played <i>Raiders of the Lost Arc<\/i> and <i>Star Wars<\/i> and <i>Robin Hood<\/i> as a kid.  I probably did what would be called Fan Fiction today in  creative writing in fourth grade. That was largely because I was eight. I  had no adult frame of reference from which to write except those I  stole from books and movies.  If I&#8217;d gone with the &#8220;write what you know&#8221;  theory, my stories would have been about building tree forts, drinking  chocolate milk and playing <i>Star Wars, Raiders<\/i> and <i>Robin Hood.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>One  of the best ways to be able to write well, is to have experiences on  which to draw. You can&#8217;t write a love story unless you&#8217;ve been in love,  or even a love scene generally unless you told some girl you were in  love. Or you just had a nice car, but that&#8217;s not the point.  When you  are young and inexperienced, sure, you steal the love story from <i>Beauty and the Beast<\/i> or <i>Princess Bride,<\/i> because that&#8217;s what you think a love story is.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s  not until later that you learn about the nerves, how hard it is to look  nonchalant buying condoms, how cramped a backseat really is, and the  whole awkward learning curve from the first kiss to whether to call the  next day.  Or the actual glow inside when you look at a woman you&#8217;ve  been married to for years and still feel that rush.<\/p>\n<p>Third, it&#8217;s  cheating.  A lot of effort goes into creating a good solid world and the  characters who inhabit it, and it&#8217;s just lazy to let some other writer  do the heavy lifting and then come in and use the stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Now,  there&#8217;s an appeal to using an interesting, unique established setting  and great, well developed characters, but there&#8217;s an appeal to using  marked cards, corking your bat, using steroids or getting some guy in a  bar to fall for the shoelace trick.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s still cheating.<\/p>\n<p>Do yourself a favor. Do the grunt work. Make up your own stuff. <\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll thank me later.<\/p>\n<p>Stole that one from my dad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time to make me some enemies. I don&#8217;t see the point of fan fiction. Like, at all. 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S M Stirling has read a lot of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inkandbourbon.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}